This is cute.

Two priests decided to go to the beach on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation
escape by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and
sandals. The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their tourist garb

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink,
the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking
straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good
Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she
passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so
loud you could hear them before you saw them.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the
beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a
while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless
with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each
of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good
morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and
said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes, Father? she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests dressed
as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."